Wednesday, November 01, 2006

Μια μικρή χάρη;

Είναι μια αληθινή επιστολή όπoυ για ευνόητους λόγους αφαιρέθηκαν τα ονόματα.
Ας προσέχουν τ΄αφεντικά του κόσμου όλου...

Dear David,
In view of your show in Athens, I would like to ask a favor or maybe propose a partnership.
My boss Mr. ‘χ’ will be present at the opening of your show tomorrow and maybe you want to consider picking him among the crowd to perform one of your tricks ( or all of them).
I particularly like the one you make buildings disappear so I think making one person disappear would be extremely easy for you and mind you, we don not accept “refunds” if you know what I mean…
If that does not make you interested, I can suggest something else. As Mr. ‘χ’ is quite keen on magic himself ( he vanishes and he comes back with no help at all ) you may want to take him with you on tour as an apprentice. That will make him infinitely content as it will give him all the time in the world to take his mind off work.
If you find either of my propositions appealing, I can make arrangements the soonest.
There is one thing I would like to clarify though, there is no ulterior motive on my behalf, I just one to help a fellow man start a new promising career.
Your positive response will make people (me among others) immensely happy therefore consider all the above seriously and decide wisely.
Thank you for taking the time to read my letter.

Yours sincerely,
Mr. ‘χ’’ Assistant Manager

P.S. I am attaching Mr. ‘χ’’ photo, he is quite photogenic. He is your man !